I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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