who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
high people should be assigned attendants
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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