worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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