So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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