so explain again why im purple
no
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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