Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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