did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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