Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
its not stalking. its research.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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