Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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