I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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