Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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