Only a mothe r could love this liver
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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