after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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