I'm going to jail i love you
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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