how can u be prego again
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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