you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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