im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
