we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
