Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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