The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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