i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
