Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I enjoy the company of your penis
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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