why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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