She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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