her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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