Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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