This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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