Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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