best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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