I didn't shave. On purpose
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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