I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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