I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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