Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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