Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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