Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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