just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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