need another drink. this is the easiest way
where does the pee come out of this thing
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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