he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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