You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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