accomplished twins. life is a go
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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