Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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