I'm lost and stupid without you.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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