Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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