Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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