Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
