Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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