Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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