he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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