what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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