i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Alive.
So much puke
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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