so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i believe in u and ur pee
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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